I can't believe it's not a democracy!

The world just got a lot

smaller. Way to go Disney!

GOP Convention Security Perimeter

Drawn. Sadly, protesters will not be allowed anywhere near the Boy Prince. Color me surprised.

Commander of Coalition Prisons

Apologizes. Ok, story's over, move along.

Holy Christ! If he's cured,

Rush is out of a job.

Sometimes you really do

reap what you sow. I hope they try Skilling before he drinks himself into a stupor or otherwise takes a header.

Just in case that unspeakable

asshole actually wins in November (or, more likely, steals the election again), a good guide to Newspeak can be found at this site. A quick tidbit (from the 1984 dictionary link): prolefeed - Rubishy "Entertainment" and spurious news which the Party handed out to the masses. This includes written literature, movies, porn, music, and other various propaganda created for the proles. (For a modern example of prolefeed, just turn on your television or radio. With the exception of some scientific programming, everything else is prolefeed.)

Personally, I'm thinking about taking French lessons instead.

Bush laughs at stale Leno

"jokes.". My, but his nose seems so very red.

My reading material of late is

tag team reading of "The True Believer" and "1984." Might explain my malaise this weekend. Expect Hoffer quotes this week, because he is eerily current.