Oh dear god, make them stop:

Happy Mother's Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child. Yes, it's the fucking (literally) Duggars again. Seems they don't have enough kids and decided to try to see if they can produce another. And the reason for their excess (surely it's not the residuals from the Discovery Health channel)? Here it 'tis: [Mrs. Duggar] and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

Christ, Mrs. Duggar's vagina must be a wide as the Holland Tunnel. Remember that scene in the beginning of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life?" Yeah, that one. Personally, I'm waiting for the day when the smarter kids run away and write a tell all book. Of course, that day may never come given that the kids are all home-schooled. But surely there is at least one of them who gets up every morning, looks around and thinks "what the fuck?"

Comments

[DCup]

Holy shit. I think of the Monty Python piece every time I hear one of these gigantic family stories. Knowing what having three did to my birth canal, I can't even begin to entertain what goes on in Mrs. Duggers nether regions. Let's just say after that many babies, it's more like a trip down a water slide instead of a tight squeeze through duct work. Ask Cupcake. I believe we heard her yell "wheee" as she came hurtling out!

Okay, now I've gone all gross on you. Sorry.

[gmb]

DCup: I wonder how her husband even knows that the little mister has entered the right place. Christ...17 births? SHouldn't her uterus prolapse already? And don't worry about being gross, gross sells well here. GMB

[Matt]

Thanks to the Catholics this is going to keep happening. My father is the third child of 16. We have to rent a park for our family reunions. I just can't figure out how they pay for everything. I couldn't afford one kid.

Oh well, to each his own.

I can't comment on the nether regions as you put it because I can't think of my grandmother like that!!

Thanks.

Matt
www.idealcrap.com

[distributorcap]

nothing like have a litter to give away after 8 weeks

what happens when one of those kids announces he/she is gay?

[Dr. Monkey]

Overheard in their bedroom:

"Are you in yet?"

"I think so."

[gmb]

Mark: I believe the Duggars are fundamentalist something or anothers. That said, I grew up in a NJ suburb where most couples had two or three kids. Most. We had two very large catholic families at either end of the block that had 11 kids each. Oi. I used to hang out with one of the families. My friends' mother would claim that I was the 12th kid who was adopted. One thing, you always had tons of playmates, there's that.
DCap: You know there has to be one or two, no? I believe the gay kids will be the ones that get the hell out of there ASAP.
Dr. Monkey: And, no doubt, their interchange echo'd throughout the room. I guess we have to give Mr. Duggar an A for effort. GMB

[dguzman]

One can only imagine the kind of tell-all book a gay Duggar kid would write: Imagine Augusten Burroughs' Running with Scissors, only with Jesus thrown in.

Holy fuck, so to speak.

[gmb]

dguzman: You know it's coming. GMB