John McCain, economic fucking genius:

McCain's EBay Model for Jobs Finds Few Buyers Among Economists. Um John, how will we sell each other our crap when we don't have any money left to buy shit? Someone needs to tell grandpa that: (1) there is a world of hurting going on, and (2) rich people don't have to buy used stuff on Ebay.

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[DCup]

Oh, for fuck's sake. At some point, we're going to be reduced to swapping the crap filling the Rubbermaid containers in our basements. That will be considered free trade.

Could someone please call the dog catcher now?

[JDM]

Fucking old fuck is fucking retarded. Hope his dick falls off while he's using both hands trying to find his awful ugly fucking old ass.

[Morse]

I believe that Cheney also touted the vibrant eBay economic miracle once. Look how far that has gotten us. Not to mention that McCain doesn't even know how use a computer. I guess carbon paper will still suffice.

[gmb]

DCup: Even Meg Whitman, former CEO of Ebay and a McCain adviser, downplayed the role Ebay was playing in the economy. Christ, McCain almost makes the chimp look bright.
JDM: Don't sugar coat it JDM, tell us what you really think. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You do make me laugh.
Morse: Look the economy is fine, we have 1,300,000 new entrepreneurs. Entrepreneur sounds so much better than "desperate bastards trying to scrounge gas money by selling the kids toys," doesn't it? GMB

[John J.]

He isn't just in a pre-9/11 mentality, he is in a pre-1999/tech bust mentality. "That is the lesson of EBay: [The internet] is a level playing field." (until Google ate all of the search and advertising revenue, Amazon all of the retail, and Ebay all of the auction.)

Oh, and don't forget, at least we aren't like the French, they don't even have a word for "entrepreneur"

[gmb]

John J.: All true. Those lazy French. GMB