Aging whores offer to stick lubed speculae up assholes, allow spectators to view sphincters for cash:

George W. Bush Will Debate Bill Clinton. For money, of course. Real money. Like $60 to $1,250 a pop. Here's the kicker: the debate is part of "the third annual "Minds That Move The World" series." Not kidding.

Update: Bush Vs. Clinton Debate Called Off. Here's the surprise--Clinton withdrew. No doubt Poppy Bush asked his favorite former president to do him a favor and spare the family the embarrassment of having W try to, um, debate a human with more than two neurons. And you know Bill said, "anything for you Poppy." The longer he is out of office, the more I can't stand Bill.

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[JDM]

Whole idea, appalling. Denouement, appalling. Three asshole twit motherfuckers. Fucking fuck them.

[gmb]

JDM: I wonder what the offer was to Bill to withdraw, because he was probably looking forward to all the money he and his buddy W were going to make. I swear, for enough cash he would strip and play with his nipples. GMB

[Reamus]

The offer for him to withdraw was probably the one Hilary made whern she read it on the wire service reports: "Stay there, I'm going to come and kick you between the legs again, doofess. Three times.

/s/
Madam Secretary

[Dr. Monkey]

Yeah, I agree, I hate Clinton these days too. Especially now that we find out a lot of the deregulation shit he did while President is biting us on the ass now.

[JDM]

He started that during his second term.

[gmb]

Reamus: I hope so. But she really needs to retire her presidential campaign debt, so I'm guessing no.
Dr. Monkey: Glass-Steagall was repealed under his watch, NAFTA passed. And don't get me started on the FCC letting Murdoch and four other corporations buy every fucking media outfit they could. He is and was a monster.
JDM: And his masters are paying him off with high priced speaking engagements. Dance, monkey (not you, good Dr.). GMB