The Nazi Pope wishes he had this problem:

Inquiry launched into clergyman's affair with farmer's wife. Those wacky Episcopalians. No doubt this tale caused a lot of handwringing in the church hierarchy. But if this scandal happened in a catholic parish and the word got up to the Vatican, they would be high-fiving each other. Because the tryst was between a priest and a woman. An adult woman. Who consented. Just saying.