George W. Bush skipping Republican convention. But whom? I mean, why would W skip unless a) he hates Romney or b) he's too drunk to stand straight. My guess is the answer is "c": Romney doesn't want his stink in the place. If true, that means W is considered the equivalent of Sarah Palin, who has not been invited to attend. But I bet Cheney shows up. Unless, that is, the human heart they put into him a little while ago fails in disgust.