George W. Bush skipping Republican convention. But whom? I mean, why would W skip unless a) he hates Romney or b) he's too drunk to stand straight. My guess is the answer is "c": Romney doesn't want his stink in the place. If true, that means W is considered the equivalent of Sarah Palin, who has not been invited to attend. But I bet Cheney shows up. Unless, that is, the human heart they put into him a little while ago fails in disgust.
Cheney will show up dead if he has to....
Posted by: Reamus | July 20, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Reamus: I'd be cool with that. Maybe his daughter--the straight one--could try to supply his voice whle someone manipulates his mouth to make it look like he came back (from hell) to greet the scumbag conventioneers. It would make great television. GMB
Posted by: gmb | July 21, 2012 at 12:03 AM
Dumbya isn't going to the republiKKKans in Tampa because he already said yes to O'Blowme, who invited him to Charlotte. Same same.
Posted by: JDM | July 21, 2012 at 08:47 AM
Ah, the answer is "d." Thanks, JDM.
Posted by: gmb | July 21, 2012 at 06:46 PM