Kate topless photos: French police raid Closer magazine offices. First, who wants to see her mean little tits, anyway? Second, the idea that "Princess" Kate has special life affirming tits that can only be seen by "Prince" William make me want to throw up. Privacy exists only for the rich? For the rest of us, it's all close circuit tvs and mandatory genitals gropes, no? Well, she married into a cartoon family and accepted her role as waving lady in waiting, so stop it. And third, if I were French I would be howling at the idea that one fucking Euro (soon to be franc, again) was spent on this fucking stupid pretend "crime." The real crime is that monarchy, even in this flabby, anemic form, still exists.