Put 'em all in a cage and declare the last one standing the winner:
Cops pissed at Tory minister who revealed what the elites really think. Aw, the poor police are upset because a Tory minister used the F word and, more insultingly, called them plebs. Cops are used by the self-appointed elites to crush the will of the rest of us. Always have been, always will be. Ok, sometimes they see it and say no, but usually they do as they told. Takes a certain personality type to do that. Just saying. And, finally, you know the Tory-Liberal Democrat coalition is shit when the public trusts the cops more than the government.