Do you have any idea how to trade the next war? Find out!. Some blogger at marketwatch, a douchebag named Coddy Willard, actually wrote this shit:
A lot of folks out there think that war with Iran is a matter of when, not if. Do you know the best way to trade a war? What have stocks done historically when war breaks out? Let me start by stating my utter disdain for war, how vocal I have been and remain in fighting the warmongers from the Republican/Democrat Regime, and how any soldier can get all of my services for free, including the new game, by emailing us at support@tradingwithcodycom. Despite all of that, I spend my career helping people navigate such realities.
Aw, how big of him. Cody disdains war, but wars happen, so someone should make a buck off of them, no? So, do I know how to "trade the next war?" No, but I know who I hope is named as the first casuality. Take a guess.
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