I can't believe it's not a democracy!

World's biggest asshole testifies about economic crisis he created:

Greenspan calls crisis a 'once-in-a-century credit tsunami'. Click the link if you must. No surprises. Greenspan does not blame himself, nor does he explain how the powers that be are happy with this outcome since increased unemployment and rock bottom asset prices mean that super rich will just get richer. Just as god and Milton Friedman want.

Hey Harry, just burn him with a cigarette, then kick him in the balls:

Lieberman may face payback from Democrats. Apparently, Joe Lieberman is in grave danger of losing his senate parking privileges. Jesus H. Christ, can't those democratic monsters leave this poor man alone?!?!?! If it were me, Lieberman would have been stripped of his committee chairmanships, kicked from the caucus and shunned...a long time ago. But since the democratic majority leader is that spineless pussy Harry Reid, Lieberman will probably suffer no more than a nasty look from a few colleagues, and one less ball licking a week from Reid. God, they all make me sick.

Why I hope that Hell actually exists:

Bush: state and federal government cooperation for Gustav better than Katrina. Anyone with a brain knew that one reason that W et al. dragged their feet in response to Katrina, was because they wanted to make then Governor Kathleen Blanco, a democrat, look bad. The other reason, of course, is that they didn't give a shit about a bunch of poor black and white folks dying on rooftops. Not exactly their base. Hell is too good for the whole filthy stinking bunch of them.

No, really?

Cheney's attendance at GOP convention in doubt. Because he did his masters' bidding and there's not much more left to steal, that's why. Besides, he probably has to have the human heart they put in him after 9/11 replaced with a fresh one.